three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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