i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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