I must be too annoying 4 u.
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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