you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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