His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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