The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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