I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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