i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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