operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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