Your dad touched me again.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
