Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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