I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He has the fingertips of a God
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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