It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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