i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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