BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I lost the right to judge tonight
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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