I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
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We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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