Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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