On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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