A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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