She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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