D3 body, D1 cock
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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