He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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