Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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