But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
