Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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