Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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