haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
please don't ironically join a cult
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