found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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