Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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