office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Barsexuality is the new black.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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