Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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