evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I need to stop coming to work sober
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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