nut hugger
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
