she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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