in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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