He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize
