Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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