Christians are straight up FREAKS
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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