so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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