Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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