that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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