god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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