Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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