i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
