The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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