It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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