Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Randomize
