It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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