am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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