Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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