Whatcha textin bout Willis?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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