Yo dont text me then not text me
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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