It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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