Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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