I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
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